closet picker Share definition Flag a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses. Natalie: Do you pick your nose? Asian: no.. Natalie: YOU LIAR! Asian: ??? Natalie: CLOSET PICKER! closet picker by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the closet picker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
