Cropportunity 

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

Cropportunity by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Chopportunity 

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

Chopportunity by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

coppertunities

A term coined by copper mountain ski resort, to describe thier latest job openings. A portmanteau combining the words opportunity and copper. The general consensus being that it is simular to an opportunity although in fact it is much worse than that.

I had a great interview and Copper Mountain offered me a few different copportunities to work there. After much consideration I've decided to rob a gas station with a fake gun. Then I'll either be shot dead by the cops or taken to jail. In my opinion those are both better coppertunities.

coppertunities by Escobar Marineros March 9, 2021

Chopportunity 

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

Chopportunity by juz098 June 22, 2010

Coopportunity 

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

Coopportunity by the wiss January 11, 2011

Clapportunity 

The opportunity to destroy someone in all aspects.

This is a Clapportunity of a lifetime.

Clapportunity by Degrees June 10, 2018

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

Choppertunity by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011