cloonery 

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

cloonery by Martova April 16, 2012

clownery 

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017

clownery 

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

clownery by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Coonery 

Coonery
Action or other behaviour, usually on the part of African Americans, used to reinforce and perpetuate commonly held racial stereotypes about their own community. Could be related to internalised racism and self-hatred. An example would be the stereotype of Unlce Tom or Sambo. Often seen in the Blacksploitation film genre, some rap music, and broadcast TV.

Black supporters of Donald Trump have been accused of coonery by Black commentators on recent cable TV programmes.

Coonery by Cesariot1 November 19, 2018

Clownery 

When someone (anyone) is doing something stupid, or completely foolish for no given reason.

Whether it’s giving an opinion that no one asked for on social media, or yelling at your kid in public

“White people with braids?”,
“Get this clownery off my explore page”

Clownery by Whytbwhy April 18, 2019

Bearded Clooney 

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

Bearded Clooney by gclooney May 26, 2009