Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"
Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)
by CoolestGuyEver221 November 24, 2009
to hit with a dull thudding force
yar...you clonked me in the din
by permafrown November 04, 2004
An awesome 2D splitscreen game.
We played clonk until the morning.
by Karvman January 11, 2007