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coneticut 

If you spelt Connecticut this way you are a fucking retard nice job m8
You: I just went to coneticut

friend: you have autism
coneticut by nhgjwgus April 12, 2017
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Conética 

A kind of story someone tells trying to state a fact that isn't all true or is generally dressed with little lies to make it funnier.
Octavio told us that tap water in Granada came directly from Lanjarón fountains. There's no question it's a great conética as I almost vomit just to smell it while taking a shower. What a funny bird!
Conética by Colageno September 5, 2021

Coneticorgy 

an orgy when the women strap dildos to where a penis would be on a man and perform anal sex on the men
the men will poop easily after the coneticorgy
Coneticorgy by anal all the way January 9, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016