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clonecest 

Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.
clonecest by narcissexual March 5, 2008
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Clonecesterbation 

Cloncesterbation (n.) - clone incest masturbation. The answer to the infamous question "If you made a clone and had sex with it, would it be homosexual, incest, or masturbation"
So Bruh, if I had sex my with my clone, would it be gay sex, incest, or masturbation?

Silly boy, it would be clonecesterbation!
Clonecesterbation by EthanOfCarrs August 10, 2016

clonesturbation 

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.
Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation
clonesturbation by N.K. June 13, 2006

Clomocesturbation

the term clomocesturbation derives from the words clone, homosexual, incest, and masturbation. It means to clone one's self and then engage in intercourse with said clone.
"Man! If human cloning were possible, I would totally engage in clomocesturbation everyday!
Clomocesturbation by Thuren December 17, 2009
Hey I was watching this anime yesterday where the protagonist engaged in concest with his sister.
concest by Cygnus_43 November 12, 2018
He should have broken up with his boyfriend when he found out his boyfriend had concest.

When Seth and his cousin had sex, they had concest.
concest. by Braxtany August 25, 2008

concesta 

One of the nicest people you will have the privilege of having as a friend. Selfless, caring and you will never feel judged around them.
She was a really dope friend. So she officially was dubbed Concesta
concesta by Atari7 March 6, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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