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UK spelling of 'Cloak' and other British-y places, according to cloakbrand . com
Portmanteau of Cloak and joke - I think
Happy hump day
AF
"Uwu, have you see the new cloke clothing line on cloakbrand . com? They've got reasonably priced and high-quality clothing and other accessories for sale, but be careful, this cloking line is limited! And - Sunrise Suprise! - there are kazoos in three different colours!"
"Owo, I haven't seen it, I'll have to go check it out at cloakbrand . com/!"
Cloke by 1.4 April 1, 2020
Related Words
cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.
harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.
cloke by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010

Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.
She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

tax clode 

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate
I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.
tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!
' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE
Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018