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Worse than a person whom we consider a joke. He's low-key, sketch, and an embarrassment.

(Some sources believe it has originated from the combination of 'Clown + Joke,' however other sources dispute this claim.)
Get this cloke out of the room -- this fool is ruining all the good vibes.
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cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard.
harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.

guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.
by sayyoumeanit July 23, 2010

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