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Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.
"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"
Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

chostered 

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.
I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

Cloister 

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.
When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.
Cloister by Knot u December 11, 2018

clittered 

How was she?
Clittered.
clittered by TIMGRABER January 23, 2011

cloister fuck 

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.
"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."
cloister fuck by mshell December 15, 2008

Cloisterdoinked 

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.
I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog
Cloisterdoinked by tubesintubes August 11, 2016