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clockboi 

Someone who is basic and predictable, much like the ticking of a clock.
“Hey have you send Jarod’s new haircut?”

“Yeah, it’s just some basic clockboi hair.”
clockboi by MagmaCobra February 6, 2019
n. (possessive) Opposite of "butterface." i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.

Similar to carface, but applies to all situations.

Etymology: Derived from the item, clock. A clock has a nice face, but no body; A clock is only composed of a nice face.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, she's hot!
Person 2: Nah man, she's only got a pretty face. She's a clockbody.

Example 2:
Person 1: Dude, what's the opposite of a butterface?
Person 2: It's a clockbody obviously.
clockbody by Prof. Who August 11, 2010
(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.
(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.
Cockbot by Abner May 26, 2004

Transorbital cockbotomy 

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.
I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

Clockbitch 

Someone who is a bit testy at times.

Someone who bitches around the clock.
"Sally is testy today. She is a clockbitch."

I only met one clockbitch today at the old folks home, I was staying at.
Clockbitch by Raven Bishop November 2, 2010

cockbottom

Cockbottom doesn't really have any meaning at all, you can use it any situation good or bad.

But Remember - It's different in meaning from the slang cock bottom
She ate all my cereal, she's a cock person.
Or
Dude I love her so much, she's truly a cockbottom person.
Or
I don't really believe in any religion, cockbottomism is the way to go.
cockbottom by illusion_dev October 21, 2022
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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