clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 08, 2006

Pussy Clobberin

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.

"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

by High School Dropout April 24, 2010

It's Clobberin' Time!

The act of double fisting a girl while wearing Hulk Hands.

As the boy looked into his new girlfriend's eyes, he slipped on his recently purchased hulk hands and exclaimed, "It's Clobberin' Time!"

by meowxcore March 22, 2009