Cliche divorcé. Someone who is middle-aged and suffers a midlife crisis which results not only in divorce, but also typical divorce-induced behaviors (eg. getting a tattoo to commemorate their "new" era, picking up a musical instrument they always wanted to play, buying sports car)
My mom is such a clivorcée, she just got a tattoo of a bird and started learning the guitar.
by Don Macaulay March 8, 2015
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