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clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.
1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."
clitiscule by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006
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clitsicle 

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.
Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.
clitsicle by nwg5004 February 23, 2011
To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.
Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.
Criticule by rablin101 October 1, 2010

cliticure 

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
cliticure by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010

clitickle 

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.
Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...
clitickle by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Cliticles 

The part of the clitoris that hurts when it is hit, bit, or inflicted by other means of force.
Ow! You kicked me right in the cliticles!
Cliticles by KCBlazinAsian January 29, 2017

Clitsicle 

When a girl is so cold, her clitoris is basically pure ice. Opposite of a dicksicle. (See dicksicle)
Betsy shouldn't have worn leggings, she's rocking a major clitsicle."
Clitsicle by Kat Rae December 13, 2014
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