An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011
Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage June 4, 2011