Crackhouse 

The Salvation Army building across the St. George Condos in Downtown Ottawa, Canada. Located at 171 George Street in the Byward Market. Common spots for Crackheads are outside the building along the cement wall. The Ottawa Police can also be found here often as well.

Guy 1: "Lets go to the Byward Market to have some fun"

Guy 2: "Hell no, I don't want to go by the crackhouse on George St"

Crackhouse by A-Crackhead July 23, 2011

cockhouse

A house where a/your cock lives.

Farms often have hens and cocks, their homes are called cockhouses.
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck

cockhouse by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse 

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

crackhouse 

a house (usually one in pretty shitty shape) where mad drugs are sold out of, and the kids who live there are mad ghetto lol

I got mad sketched out doin lines at the crackhouse!

crackhouse by Nose October 25, 2003

crackhouse 

any place which smells like it has been deficated and/or urinated on by multiple people, typically overwhelming

guy1: hey dude, want to go to New York?

guy2: naw dude, that place smells like a crackhouse

crackhouse by tryingtofloat November 14, 2011

painting the crackhouse 

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

painting the crackhouse by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Splitass Cockhouse 

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.

Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."

Splitass Cockhouse by Billytucker June 3, 2010