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He's not a politically correct lib, he's a clib who believes in free speech.
clib by bws92082 August 9, 2018
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remaining masturbation fluid that leaves a creamy white residue
"Hey Ivan Tse, your clib is showing"
clib by He bitch and She Male August 29, 2008
Profanity. Usually used in substitution for words such as "fuck", "bitch", and "douchebag". Meant to add insult to injury when used in a verbal cock fight, due to it's homonynity to the word "clit". This can also be used for shock value.

Most commonly used as a noun, but can be supplemented into a sentence as whatever part of speech the context calls for.
"We have sweet deals on Ed Hardy clothing today, you want me to hook you up?" "Um, excuse me, sir. Do I look like a clib?"

What the clib?

It smells like clib in here.
clib by PROS(E) February 15, 2010
When a man ejaculate into another’s nostril
“Hey you wanna drink after work?”
“Probably not, the wife’s made because I clibbed her last night.”
Clib by Rooster777 January 17, 2023
A book with red on it
"OOOOOHHH!!!! I just red a Clib and it was fire🔥🔥🔥!!!"
Clib by ManWhoIsGuy April 9, 2025

GRASS CLIBBINS 

A HOG CRANKERS WORST ENEMY .
STOP BLOWIN YOUR DAMN GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD , NEARLY HADDALAYERDOWN ,,,,,,,

- SENT FROM MY JITTERBUG
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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