clewsie

little daft cunt in alsager that smokes bare tac in his garage whils molestering an Xbox 360.
he is also rumoured to urinate in the most unholy of fashions...and have a bizzare sadistic fetish for pensioners slippers.

'' alrite mate, wanna go round clewsie's and get stoned?''

''oy clewsie ya little daft cunt, skin up!''

''best get a fuckin brew on clewsie''

clewsie by robsot February 10, 2010

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clessie

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!

My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!

clessie by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018

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Rocking a Cleasie

When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.

Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.

Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.

Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?

Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.

Rocking a Cleasie by RockingACleasie January 4, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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