A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.
by DJ Tasty Licks December 9, 2010
When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.
Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.
by ass-spread-wide-open February 9, 2011