cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009

cleptomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.

That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.

cleptomaniac by Boo June 21, 2006

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

cleptopenia by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.

" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

Girfriend Cleptomaniac by applesz. March 31, 2009

Cleptopencilia 

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

Cleptopencilia by dodado May 28, 2011

Cleptoholic 

1) Someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) Someone who is addicted to cleptohol.

1) Dude, you stole another bottle from that party? You're a damn cleptoholic!

2) Mike: Dude I drank so much last night.
Nick: You're a damn cleptoholic!

Cleptoholic by Hawke Trackler April 27, 2009

cleptogyniac

Cleptogyniac: A sexually promiscuous man that is only attracted to married or attached women. He will usually feel a compulsion to steal such a woman away from her current partner, only to dump her shortly afterwards.

Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.

cleptogyniac by Time to Eat December 5, 2013