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someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.
by somdeluxe December 15, 2010
A person that steals over and over and gets caught and doesn't care just for a free meal in the slammer!
Chris you ended up in jail on Christmas eve you cleptard!
by christierose June 09, 2009