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Cleolinda Jones 

Cleolinda Jones is the pen name of a brilliant writer of hilarious movie parodies. Cleolinda's parodies were first published on her livejournal, but after gaining a massive cult fan following, they have been published as a book as well.

Her parodies are often of large blockbuster hits such as films based on comics or fantasy movies. The title of both her livejournal and published book is M15M standing for Movies in Fifteen Minutes. The reason for this name is that her parodies are written as a sortened version of the storyline, that shouldn't take much more than 15 minutes to read. This short version is then laden with pop-culture references and wonderfully witty comments that often mirror common viewers' opinions on certain scenes.
Cleolinda Jones never fails to make me burst out laughing. I recommend her m15m to any moviegoer with a sense of humour.
Cleolinda Jones by Gloriel May 25, 2008
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chelinda 

A loud mouth girl that is usally funny and a bundle of joy, she will be very loyal in a relationship with her boyfriend but only if she gets it back, Chelinda is very attractive but she is some what tomboyish
Woahh watch out chelinda is comming to the party
chelinda by Lowkey_lowkey August 31, 2016
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a spanish vampire who came out super white.
celindas typically like to dance and sing a lot.
they're loads of fun and everyone loves them.
"i wonder what my name means, if it exists."
"celinda isn't defined yet."
"go do it!"
celinda by angelalala March 1, 2009
The act of two people making coffee and having sexual intercoarse afterwards. aka colindate
"Im too tired for this, want to colinda?"
colinda by leofeoreo January 16, 2010

clorinda 

is the name of a girl with long hair and she laughs a lot. and her last name is maci-mall...she likes to 'lance' paper and hack it..
SHE IS COOOOLLL
"clorinda are you lancing paper again?"
clorinda by ppppp May 9, 2004
Colinda: the act of having sex while waiting for your coffee machine.
Michelle: "Hey Peter I'm horny, but I'm also thirsty"
Peter: "Want to colinda?"
colinda by Peterfetish 426 February 8, 2017

colindale 

The scummiest area in north london

Biggest estate grahame park where all the yutes come from who shoot up the place for fun. No good tramps live in colindale with rough youth running the area
Dollis Valley:I got a lick in colindale 5 Z’s in the blocka

Mandem Dv: Are u mad cuz them man will lick us
colindale by CGYGS2016 April 2, 2018