To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.
Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you.
Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!
Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?
Matt: Sure did.
Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.
Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!
Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?
Matt: Sure did.
Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.
Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
by Middlebury November 27, 2010
The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 5, 2013
CLEAR YOUR SEARCH HISTORY MOMS COMING
by URMUM SO FAt THANOS CLapED September 25, 2020
1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.
2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
by kingdomo October 10, 2013
when you go to pornhub and you need to clear your history
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub
friend: how come you don't have anything in your history
me: oh i was on pornhub
by NameSiren435547 February 8, 2021
1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017
Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 March 22, 2016