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a big massive erect penis, that is shoved violently into ones arse and then licked after with scrapings of poo all gone.
" i was fucking my hoe, then she gave me a cleandick"
by dan claps March 19, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.
Joe asked me to clean his dick but I told him rain check because I had to clean Alex's dick instead. I like to clean dick!
by Nicole (Joe's G/F) May 04, 2006
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