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clear car window 

it’s like stanning for clear skin but instead for clear car window
dude that’s so fuckin’ swag stan that for clear car window”

clean carl 

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
clean carl by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

clean the carpet 

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair
Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.
Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

Clan Carnage 

The Number 1 Med lvl pure clan of RUNESCAPE
Oh shit my nigga its Clan Carnage #1 Med lvl Pure Clan of Runescape POP POP NIGGA POP POP
Clan Carnage by X Drk Ar0w X September 1, 2009

MAN CLAN CARD 

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.
Egregious acts of kindness, sensitivity, house cleaning, cooking, will ban a Man-Clan member for life. This ceremony involves the member to be dressed in pink, and the traditional burning of the "Man Clan Card".