Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

by Lynni4669 February 25, 2020

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When you know where everything is.

"How can you call this clean?"

"I know where everything is! Therefore, it's clean!"

"Dammit! Mom 'cleaned' my room and now I can't find anything!"

by Sylphera May 27, 2015

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A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.

Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"

by Nick D December 2, 2005

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The act of shutting the f@$% up, screwing the f@$% off, etc. Only truly cool kids say this.

This light needs to f@$%ing clean it!", or "Yo, clean it, Murph!"

by CrescentsOh10 May 27, 2010

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1. Not dirty.

2. Not having any STDS/STIs and/or sexual related illnesses.

3. Having stopped taking a certain drug or stopped self-harming for a number of days.

1. The dishes are clean because I just washed them.

2. Before we did the dirty, I had to make sure he was clean so I didn't get any STDs or STIs.

3. I'm 48 days clean and have stopped doing both drugs and cutting.

by Chaos Killbourne April 9, 2016

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