every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20
by Muffn Queen September 12, 2004
A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
by anon. April 3, 2005
A part of a sentence that is used to convey a negative feeling about something (usually Beyonce). Most often preceded by a short, almost nonexistant positive phrase. Over 84% of bullshit clauses hold no real logical merit.
I love Beyonce, but she's overrated.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
I think Beyonce's a good singer, she just seems fake.
Beyonce is my favorite performer, but she'll never be as big as Britney.
Snappy positive phrase, bullshit clause.
by A Sasha Fierce Support Rep. June 28, 2009
Important precondition for attaining the role of chief of the executive wing of government, not least in the United States. More or less quote/unquote, "You can't become President with an entire brain." From the movie of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
by Fearman August 25, 2007
A term used to describe when an italian makes a bet, knowing they will lose, 'greases' their way out of there side of the agreement. Like an invisible fine print only the wop grease can reveal.
"oooooh, Migalooch used the Wop-Clause to back out of our bet when i fully won!"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
"check that greasers contract for a Wop-Clause!"
Tony says "Ohh Johnny, you just got WOP-CLAUSED!"
Johnny says " wop-clause? what do you mean?"
Tony says " Well Johnny, a Wop-Clause is when a wop
makes a bs excuse that was never agreed
upon in the first place just to get out of his
side of the agreement, thats what a
"WOP-CLAUSE" is!
Johnny says "Freakin' Greasballs!!!!"
Tony Says "The Fonz would never do that"
by HoganCCBrianJordan November 2, 2010
When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
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