Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

by Delray87 December 1, 2011

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe July 1, 2021

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

Slanta Clause

Asian Santa Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite

by EazyE47 November 13, 2022

Wu-Tang Clause

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.

Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".

by DJ Bust A Nut February 12, 2022

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017