Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
by Honk McDoodle May 29, 2023
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G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information
"Wow, you know the Muffin Man?! Which house on Drury Lane is his?"
"Sorry, That's G-14 classified."
by Sr. Webstir March 6, 2021
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Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)
*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”
by Its.that.bri May 10, 2019
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A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023
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Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.
Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?
by The Real Driller June 23, 2023
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