class boner

When the penis decides to erect itself and making it impossible to hide, resulting in the male adjusting to his elastic waste band. Although this tactic works sometimes the class boner counters this maneuver by making it obvious to the entire class what you're doing.

Girl: "hat are you doing"
Boy: "Just getting my phone out."
Girl: "lift your shirt up then"
Boy: "No....Why O.O"
*Girl lifts shirt up*
Girl: "Look everyone, he has a tiny class boner"

class boner by SpitFireFuck October 10, 2013

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Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.

Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny

Class Boner by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019

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Math Class Boner

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

Math Class Boner by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

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Boner in Gym Class

Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.

Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"

Boner in Gym Class by atrain595 June 1, 2011

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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