Clash Royale is like having good sex with scarlett johanson and just as you are about to climax a big fat old man rips her off you smashes your balls with wis walking stick and proceeds to shit on your cock and cum in your mouth then sit on your face until you suffocate and die.
by Willywillyboy126969 February 13, 2022
A game that guys play and lose their girlfriends because they pay more attention to the game than them
by Bad._.girl June 4, 2019
Some bullshit pay to win game usually played by virgins who never speaked or touched some bicthes Or seen there dad they usually are virgins who spend their life saving on gems or pass royale or male prostitue
by DFngibgrjg March 10, 2022
A game which you can unlock troops as you increase in trophies and arenas. It makes you rage so much that you would throw your phone out of your window.
"OH MY FREAKING GOD. I HATE CLASH ROYALE! I WAS 1 TROPHY AWAY FROM LEAGUE 9 ULTIMATE CHAMPION AND I LOST 20 MATCHES IN A ROW. FREAK THIS GAME!!!!!" *Throws phone out of window*
by idgaf bout anything June 5, 2019
by Lavaloon God April 23, 2018
Clash Royale is a terrible game that gives you aids and cancers and your hole family dies and everyone you win against will swear against your family good luck and have fun
by fuck them kids bro May 27, 2021
A kick-ass game after succeeding clash of clans. Everyone just abandons clash of clans and plays this kick -ass game.
by XSaltyMan March 24, 2016