clartide Share definition Flag to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you. "u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide." clartide by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the clartide mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch