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2.
complete penis eating loser who likes the cock. is generally asociated with bitesize and being a total loser.
"hey clarkey you gimp" Greg carton
"oh i am such a gimp aren't i!" clarkey.
by jay lane November 28, 2008
 
1.
A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.
Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey
by El Jesso November 19, 2004