Clarion Area High School 

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

Clarion Area High School by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

Chariton River 

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.

So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

Chariton River by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010

Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

Chariton by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

Clarion’s Club evolution 

Club evolution was thee greatest club of all time at Clarion University! The jungle juice was by far the greatest while the men of “Club Evo” were a close second. People of all kind attended these parties with one intention. 🤟🏼 Club evolution was established in 2004 or 2003. Club evo was made up of Jocks, and intramural all stars alike... Club evo gave us hope!!! FLY EAGLES FLY

Clarion’s club evolution- Yo, you going to club Evo tonight.

Clarion’s Club evolution by Rocky51 October 2, 2019

Clarion 

Clarion is a beautiful spiritual person who is loved by many and adores being around positive energy. She’s shy, smart, beautiful inside and out. She loves children and elderly. Most of all she’s a people person but has a side you don’t wanna see when tempered.

Clarion smiles brightens up the room.

Clarion has a nice personality.

Clarion by thepositivevibes November 16, 2019

Clarion, IA 

A small, borring town with nothing to do but walk around and get in trouble. The high school is RIGHT next to a corn field....yes...a corn field, and all the girls get dolled up to go to sport events.

Dude! That place is so redneck, it's like Clarion, IA!

Clarion, IA by Wisher40 August 22, 2009

clarion 

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

clarion by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005