clapsta 

a person who is excessively interested in the other gender and who will do anything to get them. he or she is usually addicted to drugs or alcohol.

Man 1: She has a nice ass.
Man 2: You clapsta.

clapsta by SuperMcLovin August 19, 2007

Clapstain 

Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.

Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?

Clapstain by MomFatale September 29, 2011

Clapistan 

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc

nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan

Clapistan by nokocode April 21, 2013

Clapstick 

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic

Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’

Clapstick by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018

Classtastic 

When something is considerably classy or nice.

A combination of fantastic and class.

I got a new car to replace my old one that died last month, it's really classtastic.

Ever since she got that new job she's been dressing really classtastic

Classtastic by ~cat~ August 15, 2009

clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008