pronounced "clay-nus"
Word derived from equal parts of "Cletus" which sounds like some sort of STD or variation of "clit" and then "Anus".
1. The clanus is the small bridge of skin between the clit and the anus on a female.
2. The space between the dumpster and the playground.
3. Similar, or female version of what is called a taint on a male.
An intense uncomfortable feeling of one's body being smothered in coverings, triggering an equally intense desire to free oneself from the excessive layers.
"We were driving along when she started tearing at the neck of her jumper. She had claustrobody."
Similarly to "on god" this term is used to emphasis the truth and to express the fact that the individual will not be on the naughty list for lying. The term is most commonly used during the holiday seasons.
In an employment agreement, this is the part of the legal document that denies you the opportunity to take your grievance to court, and instead forces you to agree to arbitration.
My employer fucked me over royally, but due to the Trump Clause in my employment agreement, I have to be sodomized by an arbitrator instead of taking them to court.
The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas