clampstick
The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.
clampstick by Mrrple April 2, 2007
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I've just ran out of chapstick
People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
I've just ran out of chapstick by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021
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Campsick
The opposite of homesick (or home-lonely; medically, you're not actually ill). Intense longing to be back at summer camp. Afflicted persons may show a variety of symptoms, including melancholy, reminiscence, and attempts to incorporate camp culture, routine, and lingo into "real world" life.
The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.
The only known cure for campsickness is to send the afflicted person back to camp. Otherwise, be patient with them. Try to distract them without making them feel as though you don't care about how they feel. Listen to their camp stories, even though you've likely heard them more times than you care to. If possible, try to incorporate their favourite camp customs into the "real world". Encourage contact with other "camp people", because they will share experiences and alleviate the feeling of being alone.
Chapstick Lesbian
A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian
See also: Lipstick Lesbian
Chapstick Lesbian by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019
Chapstick Bisexual
Similar to Chapstick Lesbian
A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.
#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
Chapstick Bisexual by OliveOyle November 16, 2017
Cherry Chapstick
Cherry Chapstick by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020