Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out
Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every
std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50
foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).
All women (or
men), who sleep with
Dylan or Weidner better
check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.