syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

Clamikaze 

A fart bubble that rolls up into the vagina.

Cindy failed to properly spread her cheeks before ripping ass, earning herself a surprise attack from a clamikaze.

Clamikaze by notaceo April 26, 2014

claida 

The greatest friend you will ever have. A very loyal honest and sweet . Its hard to admit she's the only friend you'll trust. When your in the need to help she will be there with you no matter what. she laughs a lot I should know

What you messed with claida what the hell is wrong with you

claida by Hi claida May 11, 2018

Clamidaherpasyphilis 

The combination of clamidia, herpes, and syphilis....not good.

Dat bitch has clamidaherpasyphilis!...use two condoms hehe.

Clamidaherpasyphilis by resvordog September 23, 2009

clamdamn 

When girls block other girls from a man or woman. By not letting them get there game on. Same as a cock block but with females.

did you see that bitch clamdamn me. She wouldnt even let me dance with that guy over there she was all over him.

clamdamn by IvyB January 22, 2009

Clamdabble 

Cunnilingus. Originally coined by christwire.org

Lesbians like to keep their hair short so they can clamdabble without their hair getting in the way

Clamdabble by Areku420 July 13, 2011