When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.
"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"
"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"
"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"
a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!
man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!
The last soda in the six pack rings.
Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.