A series of venerial diseases that exist as coinfections. While not particularly lethal, clamhydaherpacrabs can be a real downer for your sex life. Symptoms include cold sores, smelly discharge secreted by the genitals, and/or abrnormal genital itching. Many over the counter medications exist to treat clamhydaherpacrabs, but consult your doctor before beginning a new drug regimen. See also gonnosyphilaids