Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.
There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!
by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009