clamdemonium

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

clamdemonium by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009

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candemonium

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.

The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.

candemonium by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

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clamdemonium • candemonium • clamdamonius • cumdemonium

cumdemonium

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

cumdemonium by Guido1 March 11, 2008

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clamdamonius

1. noun, anything you want it to be

John entralpated the clamdamonius.

clamdamonius by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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