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Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.
When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"
Clembarassing by CaliCock July 16, 2013

clambronio

a container in which you keep marijuana. can also be used for containing smoking apparatuses and other smoke related extensions
Dude go find my clambronio so we can start watching Grandma's Boy!
clambronio by Captain Boots October 26, 2011

Clamborn 

A really big boy with no scruples, love black men, semen, and disgusting pugs. Devoid of all emotion, needs constant praise, and loves to be thought of as better than others.
God, he ain't got no scroat. Such a Clamborn! Calvin!!
Clamborn by Sculdugerous Rascal September 1, 2021

clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.
The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.
clamburger by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008

Clamburgular 

The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
"Hey are we inviting marty out with us tonight?"
"Na man, hes a clamburgular"

Clamber Scudd 

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."