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Clam Burglar 

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Clam Burglar by C.S.H. March 13, 2022

Clamburgular 

The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
"Hey are we inviting marty out with us tonight?"
"Na man, hes a clamburgular"

clamburglar 

A guy that takes a girl's virginity.
Dude, you're such a clamburglar... Last night, you got hammered and took Lizzie's virginity.
clamburglar by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008

Clamburglar 

A person who has sexual intercourse with girls who have significant others.
Renee fucked half the basketball team’s girlfriends, because they always saying homophobic bullshit to her. She a whole clamburglar. Mopping ‘em down like Ms. Pacman.

Clam refers to a slang term for vagina (bearded clam).

Also, the definition referring to dudes havibg sex with “ugly girls” makes no sense. We don’t refer to faces as clams. 🤷🏾 ♂️
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026