Clam Jam

A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.

Man Taylor Swift's song, "Love Story" is one hell of a Clam Jam.

by Lucky16 January 13, 2011

Clam Jam

The act of meeting up with friends at Lake George for a weekend of fun filled activities including Log Bay Day (getting stoopid drunk at Log Bay ((the great Barrier Reef outskirting the beautiful confines of Lake Jorge) in your boats that line up with other boats so you can make boat alleys where you meet new friends and hopefully get their clams). Preceding that is a fun filled concert with a preset band every year. You also get very drunk here is well. Throughout the weekend you try to stay off alcohol for a little bit so you can eat food every once in a while.

Dre: Hey, I can't wait to see the new Clam Jam '012 jersies for this year

Tad: Ya, there gunna be Rad!!!!

by thepet2123 April 20, 2012

Clam Jam

When a female has two cocks in her vagina at the same time.

Mike and Joe were fucking me last night and clam jammed my pussy.

by Dusty225 June 9, 2008

Clam Jam

Female equivalent of a cock block.

"I was talking with this cute girl and this dyke came up and totally clam jammed me."

by Captain Zero March 22, 2014

Corona clam jam

When a girl cancels a date due to having the Corona virus

I thought we really hit it off. Today she tells me to keep away she has the Corona virus .

She just got Corona clam jammed

by zerocover March 9, 2020

Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.

" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"

by greymaz April 13, 2009

Clam Jam.

A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.

You'd better get that out of there before it turns into clam jam.

by CYPHER9x9 May 19, 2011