Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013

Jersey Clam Bake

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.

Jersey Clam Bake

by dcw001 September 9, 2010

Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore

Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake

by Josh Krantz March 22, 2003

Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on

Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.

by cmp410 December 28, 2011

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015

alaskan clam bake

Noun. A get together to smoke inside an igloo.

You and your friends want to get high? build an igloo so that the entrance is below where you will smoke to keep the smoke from blowing out. Alaskan clam bake garunteed to be your best experience.

by KingAK February 17, 2011