A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum
. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle
is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.