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Pillars of matted facial hair (either in the beard or moustache) that have been produced as a result of lumpy vaginal discharge being excreted onto the male facial region (or the facial region of a hairy-faced woman) without immediate removal after oral sex.
I should have shaved before I went down on her, she gave me clagdreads.
by FuriousSexuality February 25, 2012