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cititized 

Someone who is city smart. City Slicker. Dresses well. Knows the subway routes. Knows how to handle crazies.
Lakisha: I don't want to go downtown by myself
Bon Qui Qui: Eric will go with you. He's cititized.
cititized by hyfdjuylo March 5, 2010
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Civilized Pussification

The theory to suppress and feminize a society into a bunch of whining and highly offended pussies. Mainly effected are men who are confused on how it is to be an man. The goal is to pussify the masses so they are easily controlled
1.Civilized Pussification is making the United States weak and a laughing stock of the world.

2.Civilized Pussification causes men to whine, watch Glee, Brunch and pander to women.

civilized 

someone who uses a lightsaber instead of some DT-57 blaster
an elegant weapon from a more civilized time

Civilized withdraw 

It's a dumber word than social distancing with a similar meaning just to show the morons that cling to that word how stupid it truly is they can just drop the damn social and just say distancing
Karen/Boomer: hey I am social distancing stay 6 feet back

Me: I'm sorry did you mean civilized withdraw?

citilised 

When you come from the country but have been living in the city so long you just can't go back to living in the sticks.
Dee went home to the boglands for the weekend but just couldn't wait to get back to Dublin. She's, like, totally citilised man.
citilised by Steve Montgomery August 24, 2007

Tititized 

v. to be hypnotized by large or beautiful breasts.
Why is Todd so quiet? He has been tititized by the blonde with the rack across the bar.
Tititized by trichardson27 December 2, 2010

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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