1) A combination of two words: church and coffee. Churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. It is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.
2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.
2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.
"Are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?"
"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."
"This office always brews the worst churffee."
"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."
"This office always brews the worst churffee."
by Forest Jones September 12, 2008
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