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Trinity United Church of Christ 

A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.

Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.

Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!

Christian: How is my church any different from yours?

Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*

Central Avenue Church Of Christ 

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 

The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.
Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Church of Jesus Christ-Christian

The Church of Jesus Christ-Christian (CJCC) is a White nationalist church, which was founded in 1946 by Ku Klux Klan organiser Wesley A. Swift. Swift was the son of a Methodist Episcopal Church, South minister and is considered to be the single most significant figure in the early years of the Christian Identity movement in the United States.

The church was originally known as the White Identity Church of Jesus Christ–Christian, assuming its present name in 1957. After Wesley Swift's death in 1970, the ministry was continued by his wife Lorraine Swift.
Among the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian's teachings is that non-Whites have no incentive to self-regulate their earthly behavior.

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
One of Christianit's fringe groups.