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Chuocide 

Killing yourself by jumping in front of the Chuo Line train in Tokyo. A popular choice because the parallel-running Chuo trains run under a lot of bridges which are easy to jump off of (instead of running on elevated tracks, like most Tokyo trains), and because the extremely long train platforms have no guard rails, there is nothing stopping you from jumping in front of that big yellow train roaring into the station at the speed of a car on the highway. The choice of either the Local or Rapid line means you can choose how many people you will inconvenience with your death.

Often, jumpers in Japan will take off their shoes and leave them on the platform/bridge as a sign to authorities that their death was not an accident. If you see someone taking off their shoes on the platform, then please, for their sake and the sake of millions of commuters, pull them away from the tracks.
(Upon seeing 'Chuo Line - Delay (Passenger Injury)') Damnit, that's the third time this week some salaryman committed Chuocide. Now I'll never get home in time for dinner.
Chuocide by shakespearerules December 8, 2012
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to shoot your man juice on your bitch
your girl got chuonged on her breast.
chuong by bao huynh September 25, 2005
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To fart publically to make people evacuate for your personal space.
Hold up bro, let me just go chuong the people upstairs. Then we can go do our classwork up there.

Dude, did he just chuong us?
Chuong by XXMightyXX February 9, 2018

Ally Chuong 

Short and scary. Scares the shit out of me every time I see her. Is easily attracted and is attracted to me. A small Chinese person who loves kicking people in the balls. A very lil' ling ling.
Me: Hey All-
Freezes in fear
Ally Chuong: Ching Chong, your balls are gone
Ally Chuong by Isaiah Ang September 19, 2019
Chuo640, Known as a God, a Strong Warrior, A Brave Soul and more. He is a man with his own religion and people.
We praise Chuo640, We love Chuo640, We respect Chuo640
Chuo640 by ReadyCratesuc February 18, 2023

Chuoluak 

Fastest person you know with the straitest hairline ever. Greatest Hops, Handles, and Jump shot you'll ever see. Low-key will beat you in any sport.
i wish i was Chuoluak.
Chuoluak by ball handelwr 6768 March 24, 2017